We were too busy with our bratwurst this weekend to keep up with Lauren Conrad's busy life, so we missed her on Jimmy Kimmel Live! That's why we love the YouTube. Get ready for topless Emmy gowns, Lauren's 'razzi-dodging tips ("drive real fast on the freeway") and Jimmy forcing L.C. to watch a few seconds of Heidi Montag's writhing-on-the-beach video. Classic.

Oh, did we mention that Jimmy puts Spencer's head on a stick?

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Yes, the world's biggest boobs, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are notorious for using every waking moment of their overly exposed lives as constant photo ops.

Which is why we put you on the case, because this picture is just too much fun to ignore. Martin is the author of the above caption, but you guys outdid yourselves for this bosom-buddies shot. Enjoy.

Darryl: "If only these were brains."

Taru: "And they're seedless too!"

ftw froggy: "Spencer, are you listening to me? Spencer? Spencer?"

Grace: "Dr.Rey, I think I want this size."

SpeidiGate: "This is how Audrina must feel."

Jake F. "Honey, just stuff 'em in your shirt and walk out of the store real naturally. No one will notice."

Diane: "Is this why they call it The Hills?"

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Brody Jenner enjoyed an extended 25th birthday celebration in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend with his Hills castmates in tow.

Jenner, along with Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, reveled in all-night partying and daily beach lounging at the LG Villa, a private mansion in the Mexican resort town.

The trio, as well as Jenner’s buds Frankie Delgado and Doug Reinhardt, arrived Thurs., Aug. 21—Brody’s actual birthday—and got down to some serious fun.

“They went bananas,” a source tells E! News. “They partied until about 3 a.m.—cocktails, birthday cake, in and out of the pool.”

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The Summer Olympics didn't finish as big as it started. The Hills didn't start as big as it finished.

Here are the broadcast and cable ratings highlights for the week ending Sunday, per the latest Nielsen Media Research rankings:

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UPDATE: Turns out we were right. Due to technical difficulities, this isn't quite the breathtaking work of art Heidi had envisioned. Heids just released this statement: "I apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced when trying to view or download my 'Overdosin' video. We have experienced an error and are working to correct it as soon as possible." We're sure the real music video will blow us all away.

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The highly anticipated music video for Heidi Montag's "Overdosin' " is finally here. But it doesn't look quite right. And not just because it features Heidi Montag, but because it's 10 minutes of slow-mo aerobics. Could this really be the masterpiece Heidi intended?

We actually thought this video was going to be a little bit better than “Higher.” At least, the pictures all indicated a higher production value. And yet we couldn’t make it through the whole thing, so we can’t even promise some big payoff at the end (we suspect there’s none). If you do happen to make it all the way through, let us know if it was worth it, and if you don't, let us know how far you got.

In case you miss Heidi’s manic arm waves as much as we do, we’ve included the classic “Higher” after the jump for your convenience. It’s actually kind of refreshing to watch it after “Overdosin’ ”—brings back the good times.

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Stephanie Pratt celebrated her 22nd birthday on The Hills last night. Gotta say we'd much rather have been at last week's B-day party for Audrina, with all her punk friends making Lo skittish.

Last night's attempts at drama all centered on whether or not Spencer and Heidi were going to come to Steph's party. They did their plotting in their secret lair—a dark booth at their Mexican restaurant—and were ready to go.

What's really weird is that Lauren and Lo somehow managed to convince themselves that Speidi would not be present for Spence's sister's soiree. But alas, there was no actual confrontation at the party—everyone just bolted when Spencer did his douche stroll into the club. Such a wasted opportunity.

But how 'bout that Israel-Iran conflict? Yeah, we didn't forget about that—more after the jump...

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After all The Hills drama, Heidi Montag just wants to work it out.

In the new video for her song "Overdosin'," the Hills honey plunders the pop-cultural past for inspiration.

And the ploy works, if only because she swipes from big cheeses such as John Travolta, revisiting his iconic Saturday Night Fever dance moves while dressed in Olivia Newton-John's "Let's Get Physical" leotard along with a pair of Flashdance-worthy leg warmers.

So what do you think: Do you like her in Lycra—or did she flunk her "Physical"?

(Remember, people laughed at the "feel the burn" awesomeness of the Jane Fonda workout, too.)

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The rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show’s season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.

A source tells E! News that Pratt approached new castmember and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart and began bad-mouthing his former best friend.

Just what did Pratt say? Read on...

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Last year’s Jordache ads featuring Heidi Klum were so successful, the company invited her back. And since she was coming back, why not design some jeans, too?

That’s how a special 15-piece collection designed by the supermodel, Heidi Klum by Jordache, will make its way to stores everywhere this fall. But looking at this ad that accompanies Heidi's designs, we gotta say there’s something very familiar about this look.

What could it be? Oh! We remember…

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The Hills girls, their unimpressive guys and Speidi fights are all back in our lives—let us rejoice! This season promised some serious drama with that mascara-stained trailer, and we certainly got our hopes up.

But like so many times before, after a holiday spent in front of MTV and the sorta boring episode, we were filled with both disappointment and the desire for more Hills. Ah, the show’s maddening secret to success!

The L.C. tearfest wasn't in this episode, but “on this season of The Hills” promises it's still coming, along with Audrina taking off her top (she wouldn't!), more Heidi and Flesh Beard battles (really, guys?) and a possible peace treaty between Lauren and Heids (aw, they miss each other). So maybe something interesting will happen?

Tell us your favorite moment from last night in our poll after the jump.

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